Menfluenza

What happened?

Menfluenza, a phenomenon that has baffled scientists, strained relationships, and temporarily paralyzed households across the globe.

Also known as The Man Cold, or in extreme cases, The Bro-nchial Plague.

Yes, it sounds like a designer virus or a cologne by Tom Ford, but it’s neither. It’s that special brand of suffering that kicks in when a man catches a…