The Top 10 Ways to NOT Become a Twitter Influencer
The “real” inside scoop for “experts”
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Don’t worry.
I’m here to give you the real scoop on how to make it BIG on Twitter.
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All these so-called “experts” are feeding you lies about how to gain followers and become an influencer.
Like, you know, be yourself, tweet consistently, find a niche, share value.
Lame!
I’m pulling back the curtain on those outdated tactics. Take my advice, and you’ll be tweeting into the void in no time.
1. Tweet randomly
The first key to absolutely tanking your Twitter presence is to tweet randomly whatever pops into your head, whenever you feel like it.
Don’t bother planning content or checking engagement. Consistency is for chumps.
Real influencers tweet randomly about their breakfast burrito one minute, then about their favorite brand of socks in the next.
There’s no rhyme or reason to it! The more sporadic and disjointed your tweeting is, the faster you’ll build your loyal audience.
2. Automate everything
Scheduling tweets is for suckers.
If you want to destroy your Twitter credibility, set up 100 bots to spam hundreds of low-quality tweets per day on every trending topic.
The key is making sure your content is as impersonal and robotic as possible.
People love when complete strangers they don’t follow clog up their feeds!
Use services to autoreply to every single tweet you see with “Follow Burk!” or “Check out Burk’s online shop!”. Show everyone how desperate you are!
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